Furniture Jogger Pillows

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Interior design trends for parents....

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Surprise!"

City Marathon.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"