Furniture Jogger Pillows

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"The knights of the round accent table"

City Marathon.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'