Furniture Comfort T-Shirts

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lumbar support animal

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Keeping warm.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Contented man and cat sleeping

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"You're never home."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Unicorn Working From Home

"He's an indoor cat."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"I want to work from home!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

So Far So Good

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'