Furniture Builders Mugs

"Always one annoying bit left over at the end."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Fittd shēt

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

D.I.Y with dad.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Timber preservation

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"We can't agree on a size."

Nick Offerman