Furniture Artist Pillows

"My Graham is so creative, you wouldn't believe he makes all our furniture."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Man's best friends."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"We can't agree on a size."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Nick Offerman

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

The Eclectic Chair

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Introverted Chair