Furniture Artist Pillows

"My Graham is so creative, you wouldn't believe he makes all our furniture."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Man's best friends."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"We can't agree on a size."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Nick Offerman

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

The Eclectic Chair

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'