Furniture Architect Pillows

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.