Furball Juggler Pillows

"Projectile hairballing."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Football

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Bed Spread"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

What if cats talked dirty...

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Menage a Paws.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

How's the writer's block?

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Long-range planning