Furball Futurologist Pillows

"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

The Problem with World Population Growth

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Seances of the future

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."