Fur-tissimo Fan Prints

Cat Shoots out of Tuba.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Pet a Puppy

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Wolf Karaoke

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Training.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Dog Love.