Fur-tastic Dj Mugs

A cat listening to a record player

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dogs shaving

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Living with a cataholic.

Dog and man on couch

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Thanks for walking me home."

What if cats talked dirty...

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

One man and his dog.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Fur'niture

Raccoon notepad