Fur Daddy Mugs

Dog and man on couch

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Babies vs. Dogs

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Boy and his dog

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Fur Baby

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

When is he coming home buddy?