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Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Fur Baby

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Pet Adoptions

"He's a rescue."

Baskerville Tabby.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.