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Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"A little help, please."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Fur Baby

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Pet Adoptions

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

Baskerville Tabby.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"He's a rescue."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.