Fur Baby Guardians Mugs

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Pampered?"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Pet Owners' Date Night

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"She never took to the leash."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'No, no, no I said SIT'

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."