Fur Baby Admiral Mugs

'My name is Spot. What's yours?' 'Two Spot.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fleas Navidad.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"It's a good boy!"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Chow Mein

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'