Funny Wedding Lover Prints

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'We were made for each other.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

When Female Leopards Marry.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Just married.

Google Translate for Marriagese

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

Trouble Ahead

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"What ever happened to 'Never go to bed angry'?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'