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Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Ancient Racing

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Iliadette.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Cow's straw

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

On the brink.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Clive Anderson

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

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