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"He's stopped that annoying knuckle cracking, but now he's smuggling in bubble wrap."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

You are what you collect.

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."

Golfer on Football Pitch

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

'What exactly is this darling, in case I have to describe to later to a doctor?'

Smoking away money.

"You know...maybe grinding your teeth isn't such a bad thing."

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.