Funny Frame Collector Prints

'And if you're a funny man, we've got a large selection of gag frames over here...'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Ball as water-melon.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Punkins

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Look a huge bird!'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'You are what you eat.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'No,he isn't our founder. The picture came with the frame.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"You rang?"

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

Cold Callers!

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

In case of needing a loud, shattering noise: Break Glass

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Dang...too fast food!'

'To think that our ancestors had to hunt for food, I'm glad that chocolate truffles and cookies don't run away!'

What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man ordering coffee before? Best. Dad. Ever. I'll also have a raspberry muffin. What? Reason #7 not to have kids.

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Tooty-Fruity

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

Shelf Portrait