Funny Frame Collector Gifts

'And if you're a funny man, we've got a large selection of gag frames over here...'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Ball as water-melon.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Punkins

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

'No,he isn't our founder. The picture came with the frame.'

"You rang?"

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

Cold Callers!

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

In case of needing a loud, shattering noise: Break Glass

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'To think that our ancestors had to hunt for food, I'm glad that chocolate truffles and cookies don't run away!'

'Dang...too fast food!'

Shelf Portrait

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.