Funny Flask Finder Prints

Hip Pocket Editions

"There's more inside."

Baloneystini

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

Submarine

"Over there - an island!"

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

'What luck!'

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Mr. Fun

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

"This one's rubbish as well."

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

Stalker Sally Doll