Funny Flask Finder Prints

Hip Pocket Editions

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Baloneystini

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"Over there - an island!"

Submarine

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

'What luck!'

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

'Do you have any oranges?'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Mr. Fun

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"This one's rubbish as well."

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'