Vintage Finder Prints

"This one's rubbish as well."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Cats on Board.

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Man...You age great!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"There's more inside."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

Pre-Television Man Caves

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!