Funny Family Tech Moments Gifts

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

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"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."