Funny Family Negotiator Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that celebrate the art of negotiation. Funny and creative, these prints are ideal for the family diplomat’s home or office.

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"And, Dad, for the mere price of a pony I can offer you free unlimited in home tech support."

"And, Dad, for the mere price of a pony I can offer you free unlimited in home tech support." mockup

"And, Dad, for the mere price of a pony I can offer you free unlimited in home tech support."

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'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.' mockup

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

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'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!' mockup

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

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"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn." mockup

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

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'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?' mockup

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

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'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.' mockup

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

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Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables mockup

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

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'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

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"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer." mockup

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

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"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice." mockup

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

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"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media." mockup

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

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'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!' mockup

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

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"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?" mockup

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

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"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker." mockup

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

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'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?' mockup

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

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If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can. mockup

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

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'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?' mockup

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

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'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.' mockup

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

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"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!" mockup

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

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"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

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