Funny Face Fixer Mugs

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Kick the machine"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Cardiology

Home/work masks.

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."