Funny Dog Gifts Prints

'Yeah, he went to Catholic obedience school...'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Flea Philosophy.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Solitaire card shark.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'This milk smells funny.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

Dog with blow-up leg.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Be a friend.

"My master has trouble making a decision."

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Helicopter as a clothes drier

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

"How original, I got a squeaky-toy for Christmas too..."

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

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