Funny Bone Communicator Pillows

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Punkins

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'Modern romance'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I speak Latin, you know."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."