Funk Soul Aficionado Pillows

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Cimafunk

George Michael

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

B.B. King

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Neil Young

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Justin Timberlake

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Robert Johnson.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Little Richard

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Man playing bum-note.

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'