Funk Soul Aficionado Mugs

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Man playing bum-note.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.