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'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

The Scanner Of Love.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Storage Unit of Love

A fairground attraction

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Fun at the Fair.

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Bumper Limos

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.