Enjoying Funfairs T-Shirts

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Face painting.

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting by numbers.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Tunnel of Like.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

Bumper Limos

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Roller Coasters

Fun at the Fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Police Fair.

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Roller-coaster

Hit a duck, win a prize.