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Funeral for a Cartoonist

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dead Man's Handel

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

Bug Funerals

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'I feel ridiculous!'

Cat in Hearse

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Gravedigger

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

Ignitas

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

The final stage of Terminal Political Correctness.

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

Viking Funeral

"Grief takes many forms. But don't worry, we're here to help you fill them out."

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

Bismarck's Death