Funeral Service Humorist Prints

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

The game comes first...

"Let me take that for you."

Dead Man's Handel

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

Bug Funerals

Fisherman Funneral

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

O'Leary's Monuments

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'I thought new home prices had fallen.'

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."