Funeral Fun Seeker Pillows

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"But I never saw Jim happier than he was during various sex acts."

What do you think? Isn't this guy right for our customer care department?

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Out To Lurch

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

Children's Entertainer

Photobooth Photobomb

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Miriam keeps me young."

Turn Down For What.

"You know damn well what noise!"