Funeral Director Chuckler Prints

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Cricketer's funeral

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Shoptalk

"Oh relax, I'm off the clock for another hour."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Efficiency tombs available"

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

This Space Available.

"What? Too soon?"

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

Dead Man's Handel

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Cut! More sobbing, people! From the top...'

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'I tend to bury stuff.'