Funding Advocate Pillows

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

The Ascent of Woman

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"You can always count on me."

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Budgetmageddon

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Horace Mann

The Great Chartist Demonstration. No. V. - In action.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Harper's cat talks about the Senate

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'Tweed-Le-Dee and Tilden-Dum' (the Cartoon which led to Tweed's arrest in Spain)

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

The Corn Law Charter

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"Defunding increases aggression."