Fun Night Mugs

Karataoke

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

America's funniest election gaffes

Playing cards.

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Speed Bump Ahead.

Dating in Oz

Get a life

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

Marathon costume

Happy hour.

Chef's Choice - Restaurant Around the Corner.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

Rapunzel on prom night.

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."