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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Confused drivers

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

God's Kitchen

"She's had work."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

'...We will, we will rock you. ...The end. Thank you.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."