Fun-loving Tourist Pillows

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Hey! - - Hold it up a minute - - I'm on the throne!'

The Vineyard

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Malty tasking.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Teddy jogging

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Cat playing Golf.

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.