Fun-loving Tourist Pillows

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Hey! - - Hold it up a minute - - I'm on the throne!'

The Vineyard

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Tourists in Egypt

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Teddy jogging

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Limbo Day at the Palace

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"