Fun-loving Nature Explorer Gifts

Beating for game

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.