Fun-loving Mariner T-Shirts

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"What's the name of our sea?"

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'