Fun-loving Drinker Pillows

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

'Malty tasking.'

The Vineyard

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'Lion!'

"They just love tassels."