Fun-loving Dog Guardian T-Shirts

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

See, no monster under your bed

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

There's nothing like the real thing!

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Say when, sir.'