Fun Educators Prints

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Home Schooling'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'