Fuel Price Frustrated T-Shirts

"What term do I want for the loan? Long enough to get out of the gas station!"

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

It's the biofuel generation.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Low oil prices.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Some working people at the end of the month!

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

Vulture oil inc.

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas Prices Down

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"