Fudge Fantasist Gifts

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

Fungo range.

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

Women bathing at the seaside

'Reading this grant proposal, I conclude that you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?

'We took a serious hit in commodities when Jack here decided to put our money into magic beans.'

Fudge

"I'm looking for a spellbinding tour de force, although I'd settle for a high-spirited romp."

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."

Get rich quick.

'What have you got in there, home-made fudge?'

"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"