Fudge Fantasist Gifts

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

Leonard Nimoy

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'Let's rock!'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"It's time."

Fungo range.

Women bathing at the seaside

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'Reading this grant proposal, I conclude that you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Dear Diary, The bad news is that somebody around here jimmied open your lock and read your contents. The good news is that the contents are mainly fictional. The sound in the backyard of picks and shovels and a mad search for buried treasure is music to my ears.

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

'We took a serious hit in commodities when Jack here decided to put our money into magic beans.'

Fudge

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about mortality. Your answer should have been "nothing." The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-s. Stop it.

"I'm looking for a spellbinding tour de force, although I'd settle for a high-spirited romp."

Get rich quick.

"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"