Frustrated Nonsmoker T-Shirts

Somewhere in France

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Pollution Look

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Oi! '

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Smokers.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

'I gave up smoking.'

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Man carring plans

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war.

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

No smoking graveyard.