Frustrated Manager Mugs

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

Vegetate.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

Microbe manager.

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'Short-timer Syndrome' A cockatiel acts out on his last day at work.

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

Why Committees Move Slowly!

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.