Frustrated It Guy Prints

"My computer is frozen."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"A watched file never loads..."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Car Dealer

'And you get this free.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Save! Save! "

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

'He's rebooting the computer '

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

"If I have an inner child, I hope he comes out and helps me with my computer problem."

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.