Frustrated Tech Guru Prints

"Save! Save! "

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"A watched file never loads..."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'