Frustrated Tech Guru Prints

"Save! Save! "

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"A watched file never loads..."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"