Fruitcake Fanatic Mugs

'Do you think it was a good idea to send all our patients fruitcakes?'

Christmas fruitcake experiment # 143: 'Can it survive re-entry into Earth's atmosphere?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"It's a fruitcake, not a catchall."

"Just be yourself."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

What the Doctor Ordered

A heart shaped cake

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Cake Friday!

Peach flirting with a banana.