Fruit Symbolist Pillows

World Economy: Rotten.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Conference Pears

Banana Smoothie

'Nana!'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

Banana

'Is it organic?'

An apple a day!

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

Jury of one's pears

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Orange worrying about cellulite.

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Biodegradable

"Good God. This whole time we've been drinking a kiwi?"

Magritte's First Draft

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

"Where's our starfruit?"