Fruit Symbolist Pillows

World Economy: Rotten.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Conference Pears

Banana Smoothie

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Banana

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'Is it organic?'

An apple a day!

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Jury of one's pears

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Orange worrying about cellulite.

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"Where's our starfruit?"

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

Biodegradable

"It's fruit salad." (Eve offering Adam fruit salad in the garden of Eden)

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"Good God. This whole time we've been drinking a kiwi?"

Conference pears

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.